You know what I really want to do?

Compare poetry. In an essay.

ARGTHAOS.

How would you even START a paper like that?

Miss Sipes: No, no Amber. You must write an INTERESTING introduction. Something that will catch people's eye.
Amber: 'There were three bunnies sitting on a log... and one went home and hung himself. The Highwayman and Oranges...'

She wasn't amused.